Lucky Number 19

To put everyone in the cheery Christmas spirit, here's nineteen suicide notes.1. Female, 21 Years Old. "I dont want you to think I would kill myself over you because you're not worth any emotion at all. It is what you cost me that hurts and nothing can replace it."2. Male, 51. "Though I am about to kick the bucket I am as happy as ever. I am tired of this life so am going over to see the other side."3. Male, 48. "Imagine God playing a dirty trick on me like another life!!! I've lived 47 years-there aren't 47 days I would live over again if I could avoid it...Will you see Valerie through college-she is the only one about who I am concerned as this .38 whispers in my ear."4. Male, 45. "My darling, May her guts rot in hell-I loved her so much." (This is the entire note.)5. Male, 74. "I married the wrong nag-nag-nag and lost my life."6. Female, 52. "I'm so tired and lonely. There goes a siren. Oh how can I stand being left. I need to see a doctor, but I am afraid. I'm so cold."7. Female, 31. "My boss, Kenneth J., seduced me and made me pregnant. He refuses to help me. I had not had intercourse in two years. He says that I will have to suffer through it by myself."8. Male. "I love you you stupid head."9. Male. "God I don't know why in the hell it has taken me all these years to be able to tell you I love you. You needed this all this time. My heart is pouring out for you now. I can only hope it's not too late."10. Female. "All the pictures I took from Holland and Germany are in the large metal box on the shelf."11. Male. "Bury or burn me as cheap as possible, I don't care where."12. Male. "Buy a steak, dope, booze, and go out with a bang! (And see a couple of ladies first!!!) Discussion closed!"13. Female. "Don't let the kids in the bedroom I'm dead."14. Male. "If you're interested you are welcome to what ever you want in the garage."15. Male. "The grass is always greener on the other side."16. Female. "I don't want those assholes Jane and Joe to get my car."17. Male. 'I'm tired of failing. If I can do this I will succeed."18. Male. "What a rotten sham to pull. It's too bad I don't have enough personality to be ashamed of myself."19. Female. "The Art of Listening, Be Patient-listen to the whole question. Don't start things at your response. Listen to Nature/God. Listen."