Sonntag, 17. Juni 2007
GORE.
Alright, so a week or two ago I passed out and busted my knee open on the curb. I bled EVERYWHERE for an hour before it finally stopped gushing.So today, somehow I reopened the wound and it started pouring again. My jeans have a fist sized dark blood stain around the knee, and splotches going down my leg. I thought it finally stopped, and I went to Best Buy to finally buy John Water's new movie. So, I'm walking through, and a Best Buy employee comes upto me.Best Buy Lackey: Um sir...Are you...Alright?Me: Yeah, why do you ask?BBL: Well, you're kind of...Leaving a trail, and several people have noticed it.Me: What the...I turn around to see that some how every step I take has left little blood droplets on the tile at Best Buy. haha. They then asked me to leave, but I refused to without making my purchase. So I stood in line and made sure to stomp as hard as possibly to throw blood everywhere.Man, I wish I had HIV.ALSO HECTOR, I need to know what your situation is ASAP.
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Awesome...Totally Awesome!Come any day next week, with the exception of Monday and Tuesday, those are my financial hell days.We are going to need to find jobs ...fast. Oh shit, it just hit me, we should do that crime scene cleaning job!
Buying John Waters and bleeding everywhere. Why can't I be that hardcore...
It sounds glamorous but its really just another janitorial job. All you do is rip out carpets and crap. Believe me, I've already called and asked.
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Dammit!Well, I guess Christmas is cancelled this year. I'm sorry kids.
That is a wonderful story! I do like tales of blood dripping and corporate America!
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