Alright, heres the latest...I went to my friend John's last night, and around two in the morning someone banged on his door. This chick runs inside, followed by John's dealer..Apparently the girl needed a fix really bad..So shes in the bathroom smoking crack..An hour or so goes by, so Im a bit worried...I goto check on her, she yells "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE." A long ass time goes by, so I go and check again..No answer..So I start to open the door, and it FLIES OPEN and the crazy crackwhore lunges at me with a knife. Fortunately I was sober, and moved but still took it in the arm just a bit. Then I socked her in the fucking mouth and took off. On the upside, I got to knock out a chick half my size. On the downside, I got a knife wound. GOD BLESS ST LOUIS